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Hey, Laura - We haven't seen you in AGES! Where have you been?
Oh, you know. Around.
Around where, like on a merry-go-round?
Kind of. It can feel like one in my head.
Merry-go-rounds are super fun.
They can be.
Well, anyway. We're all glad you're back. Especially Harddiskdriver, Lyria, and Tinkerbell. They love you.
We've never met. They don't really know me.
That's how it is with the biggest fans.
Tinkerbell certainly has a big...
Well Tinkerbell, *really* loves you.
In one form, I guess.
You don't like Tinkerbell's form?
I didn't say that.
Then what are you saying?
Nevermind.
Is something wrong?
Maybe.
Are we going to have to pry it out of you?
Maybe.
Just spill it. This is your Tribe. Your people. You can say whatever you want.
Its just that... life doesn't always taste as good as I do.
We're jealous.
Of what?
You just said you can taste yourself. Are you like a contortionist or something?
Forget it!
Cuz you know, that's pretty hot.
I said forget it.
Sorry. We're listening. Tell us why you're down.
I feel disjointed.
Is that like double-jointed?
Just stop!
But you're laughing.
True.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Who says I'm hard on myself?
You stopped laughing.
Oh.
Oh, you know. Around.
Around where, like on a merry-go-round?
Kind of. It can feel like one in my head.
Merry-go-rounds are super fun.
They can be.
Well, anyway. We're all glad you're back. Especially Harddiskdriver, Lyria, and Tinkerbell. They love you.
We've never met. They don't really know me.
That's how it is with the biggest fans.
Tinkerbell certainly has a big...
Well Tinkerbell, *really* loves you.
In one form, I guess.
You don't like Tinkerbell's form?
I didn't say that.
Then what are you saying?
Nevermind.
Is something wrong?
Maybe.
Are we going to have to pry it out of you?
Maybe.
Just spill it. This is your Tribe. Your people. You can say whatever you want.
Its just that... life doesn't always taste as good as I do.
We're jealous.
Of what?
You just said you can taste yourself. Are you like a contortionist or something?
Forget it!
Cuz you know, that's pretty hot.
I said forget it.
Sorry. We're listening. Tell us why you're down.
I feel disjointed.
Is that like double-jointed?
Just stop!
But you're laughing.
True.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Who says I'm hard on myself?
You stopped laughing.
Oh.
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 11:12 AMYou know, Laura, blue humor is the lowest form there is. It gets some laughs but its not very inventive.
Now who's being hard on me?
Just sayin'.
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 12:27 PMBlue as in sad, or blue as in naughty?
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 12:36 PMYowsa! A real life visitor! Outside my head and everything!
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 12:37 PMMake that two visitors! :-)
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 12:54 PMOutside my head and everything!
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Are you sure? Perhaps tribe is a figment of your imagination too.
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 12:28 PMLaura, are you bored?
Only unimaginative people get bored.
Good point.
This isn't very funny anymore, is it?
Not so much.
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 12:31 PMContortionists *are* hot.
Oh, sorry, my mind was drifting....
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Re: Welcome back, Laura!
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 1:01 PMWelcome back Laura. I think that makes 4 people now.
(I'm not including the voices in your head, though I do find them humorous.)